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Out of the mouth of babes.....


AlanHo
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This is not strictly a joke – but is a completely true story.

My wife recently visited one of our "posh, prim and proper" neighbours who was baby-sitting her 2 to 3 year old grand daughter.

While they were chatting the child passed wind quite loudly and giggled.

A little embarrassed, the neighbour whispered to her grandchild "Was that a potty noise Rebecca"

The kid replied "No grandma – I FARTED"

The neighbour told my wife that she blamed her son in law for the child 's bad language – insisting there was no way her daughter would have used such language in front of the child.

This may not be all that funny – but it is to my wife – she giggles every time she recalls the incident.

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