Tankus Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Seen the advert ,where you replace your bacteria with friendly bacteria ,by drinking one of the small bottles of yogurt thingy.....This one is Actimel with L.casei iminitass in it ..........Drank it this morning ........and I'm sitting here now , on this computer with all the windows open .....Cushion creepers , window rattlers ,boxer short coughs , its like a gas geyser , Never thought it was humanly possible to produce this volume of gas , plus they smell like somebody else's farts ........bad ...!I want my original bacteria back ........Working my way through a bottle of brandy in a vain hope of killing them all off . So that I can use a train to work this morning, without clearing the carriage ....there should be side effect warnings on the bottles .....Never again ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Taste like cr@p aswell!!!Fact is, is that it's all a huge money grabbing marketing ploy, 'top up your body with friendly bacteria'....what a load of rollocks!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Yesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Seen the advert ,where you replace your bacteria with friendly bacteria ,by drinking one of the small bottles of yogurt thingy.....This one is Actimel with L.casei iminitass in it ..........Drank it this morning ........and I'm sitting here now , on this computer with all the windows open .....Cushion creepers , window rattlers ,boxer short coughs , its like a gas geyser , Never thought it was humanly possible to produce this volume of gas , plus they smell like somebody else's farts ........bad ...!I want my original bacteria back ........Working my way through a bottle of brandy in a vain hope of killing them all off . So that I can use a train to work this morning, without clearing the carriage ....there should be side effect warnings on the bottles .....Never again ......:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Don't light a match..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Tankus..... that is the funniest thing I have read all week. I have been chuckling to myself all morning with visions of you sitting at your PC last night gassing yourself!!! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted October 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Not far wrong Nel ......Seems to have calmed down now.Good job I dont smoke ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 A female take on the problem: It has come to my attention That gastric Air Retention Can induce a strange expression On my face I like to breathe the good air in And to expel is not a sin I won't explode and send my Organs Into Space So by using some discretion I can lose my pained expression Just by letting Mother Nature Do her thing It's my absolute belief It's a wonderful relief And it sometimes makes me want to Dance and sing. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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