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Trying to understand men


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AT LAST SOMEONE SUMMED IT UP!

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

(I'm not convinced with this - I think they're all pretty easy to understand!! :lol:)

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Some of it is a load of rubbish. I am andsome, and definitely not homosexual, ( I refuse to use the word gay in this context). I am heterosexual, married and extremely nice. It's true that I don't exactly have a load of money, but my good looks, super intelligence, and extreme modesty, more than make up for that.

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