artist Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 >The Top Ten reasons Trick-or-Treating is better than Sex *10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. *9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.*8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.*7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. *6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else. *5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.*4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.*3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.*2. Less guilt the next morning.*1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christmascracker Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 :D :lol: :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted October 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 :DThat's a VERY odd moon avatar :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 'alloween, innit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 30, 2003 Report Share Posted October 30, 2003 :P :P :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey Posted November 2, 2003 Report Share Posted November 2, 2003 :lol: :D :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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