Guest nellie2 Posted November 21, 2003 Report Share Posted November 21, 2003 Well...... did you??? :D Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. (That is blonde in laymans terms by the way!! B) )Coca-Cola was originally green.23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their bums.In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.If the American government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contactwith extraterrestrials or their vehicles? :huh: Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.......... oooh yuck!!!!More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.... I think that is because they are on a dial up connection and just can't get away from the net for long enough to free up their phone line!!! :) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.The Eiffel Tower in Paris weighs over 1000 elephants. In 1879, a mail service in Belgium employed 37 cats to carry bundles of letters to villages around the town of Liege, this experiment was shorted-lived as the cats proved thoroughly undisciplined. Just plain weird...even by my standards.If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees... How do they know that? :blink: Hydrogen is an explosive gas. Oxygen supports combustion. Yet when these are combined it is water which is used to put out fires.Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 21, 2003 Report Share Posted November 21, 2003 Artist will reply to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted November 21, 2003 Report Share Posted November 21, 2003 Well...... did you??? :D The Eiffel Tower in Paris weighs over 1000 elephants.Where do they weigh less than 1000 elephants :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted November 21, 2003 Report Share Posted November 21, 2003 well I suppose that could be the fast elephant wieghing aisle in Tesco's!!! :huh: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo Posted November 23, 2003 Report Share Posted November 23, 2003 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. (That is blonde in laymans terms by the wayI can more than attest to that!...being a blondie of the male variety! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted November 23, 2003 Report Share Posted November 23, 2003 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. (That is blonde in laymans terms by the wayI can more than attest to that!...being a blondie of the male variety! Nellie, Damo is our friend! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey Posted November 23, 2003 Report Share Posted November 23, 2003 In 1879, a mail service in Belgium employed 37 cats to carry bundles of letters to villages around the town of Liege, this experiment was shorted-lived as the cats proved thoroughly undisciplined. Just plain weird...even by my standards.did the poor things deliver to andsome :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted November 23, 2003 Report Share Posted November 23, 2003 Henceforth, I shall send cheques by cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted November 23, 2003 Report Share Posted November 23, 2003 A few more for you!!In France, a five year old child can buy an alcholic drink in a barThe word 'corr' actually means 'odd' in Irish.The expression "to get fired" comes from long, long ago. When clans wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open? Next time you feel a sneeze coming try it!...... :huh: errr perhaps not.. I have also heard that if you do manage it your eyes will pop out!!! :wacko: You are most likely to be murdered or raped by a family member or a close friend (98% of all murders). Whereas being murdered by a derranged lunatic down a dark alley is very rare.In Alaska, it is legal to shoot bears. However, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.All the chemicals in the human body have a combined value of approximately £4.00 (6.25 Euro) 1 in every 200 people are a psychopath and they look just like everyone else...... :huh: The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. eurgggg!! :ph34r: In Texas, a recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Only in Texas....In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 :lol: :lol: i love them ones :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluescout Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their bums. :lol:Â :lol:Â :lol:And THIS could be the reason why :D Hi all , good to be back B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 Bluescout, brilliant :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Hi all , good to be back B)Nice to see you back Bluescout............where did you go??? :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 G'day, blue. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluescout Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Hi all , good to be back B)Nice to see you back Bluescout............where did you go??? :huh: Hi ya Nell , just enjoyed my summer outdoors (away from my computer) is all.Good to be back , have put windows forum in my favs ;)And G'Day to you Mr. Moon B) Where's our friend mmanya ? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Where's our friend mmanya ?Sad loss mate. No hide nor hair of her for longtime. Very worrying, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 I hope nothing bad happened to her.Very odd that she just vanished, wasn't it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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