artist Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Santa Stats _____________There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle.(You gotta wonder about that one kid's parents)December is the most popular month for nose jobs.Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton ssleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20.To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound.At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flameinstantaneously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expertec Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flameinstantaneouslyAnd Lo ! There was a light in the East and all were filled with chocolate curiosities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 16, 2003 Report Share Posted December 16, 2003 As I've informed you in another thread, it is really mommies and daddies that bring pressies. My next door neighbour told me that Santa does not really exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted December 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2003 As I've informed you in another thread, it is really mommies and daddies that bring pressies. My next door neighbour told me that Santa does not really existHe's LYING!!! :) :whistling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 16, 2003 Report Share Posted December 16, 2003 Read my post in another thread for the reasons he doesn't exist.He ain't real so there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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