Guest Drovers Dog Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 I received this today, and have posted the first and last paragraph for you, anyone that wants to read the full two pages of it PM me!! Just goes to show the Aussies don't mind taking the micky out of themselves!!Tomorrow is Australia Day!!WE ARE ONE!!We are the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional wanker. We come from many lands (although a few too many of us come from New Zealand), and although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we like. We are One Nation but divided into many States.Stand Proud Aussies- we shoot, we root, we vote. We are girt by Sea and pissed by lunchtime. Even though we might seem a racist, closed mind, Sports obsessed little people, at least we feel better for it.I am, you are, We are Australian!! :innocent: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Be PROUD my Aussie friend! :) We almost went to live there - a long time ago...............If I had the money, it's a place I'd love to tour. A few years would be nice........ :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PM Dawn Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 you left out the fact that you cant play rugby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 :P Naw, PM Dawn, you missed an earlier post!! We let them win to stop 37 years of whinging Pommies, next time we will just take it back!!Same for the Indians, we had to let them win a coupla times, otherwise they wouldn't come, just get sulky!! We diddn't think it was Cricket when they tampered with the Ball!!! :innocent: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Be PROUD my Aussie friend! :) We almost went to live there - a long time ago...............If I had the money, it's a place I'd love to tour. A few years would be nice........ :):P Pant, Pant, always got a bit of room in my kennel!! :innocent: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Be PROUD my Aussie friend! :) We almost went to live there - a long time ago...............If I had the money, it's a place I'd love to tour. A few years would be nice........ :):P Pant, Pant, always got a bit of room in my kennel!! :innocent: :D For hubby too?? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Be PROUD my Aussie friend! :) We almost went to live there - a long time ago...............If I had the money, it's a place I'd love to tour. A few years would be nice........ :):P Pant, Pant, always got a bit of room in my kennel!! :innocent: :D For hubby too?? :lol: :P Not a worry, he can sleep with the female dog!!! You know the B@tch! :innocent: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ellas Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 yeah what a pity leyton hewitt lost on australia day :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Happy Oz Day, mates. :) And remember, the more mates you've got the fewer rounds you get to buy. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 27, 2004 Report Share Posted January 27, 2004 My sister lives near Melbourne, you have probably met her. There's not many people there is there? Just a few convicts etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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