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*The Best Things*

*About Being A Girl*

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1

Girls can wear guy clothes,

But when guys wear girls cloths

It's just plain weird!

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2

Sure PMS sucks,

but at least we have

a reason to be grouchy

& eat chocolate for a week

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3

We don't get punched in the

arm when our friend

say hello.

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4

If we were on a ship in the Atlantic Ocean

and crashed into an iceberg we

would be first to be saved.

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5

We never have to stand up to urinal

& have other girls stare at us.

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6

Dark circles under your eyes are no

competion with cover-up.

How can men live without it.

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7

We get chocolate and flowers

from guys.

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8

Their guys........Need I say more?

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9

We don't have to deal

with sideburns.

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10

at least one girl survives

in horror flicks

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11

If we're ugly we have

make-up to fix it.

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12

We can take stuffed animals

to bed with us no matter

how old we are.

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NOW MAKE A WISH ABOUT

ANY PART OF YOUR BODY

(Better teeth, shiny hair....)

GO!

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STOP!

OK I know you hate

these things but you gotta do it!

0-3 never come true

4-8 it will happen in a year or so

9-12 it will happen in a few months

14 or more HOLY CRAP YOUR POPULAR!

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