Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 :P Let's have a few Old Fart Jokes to make it fair!!!I will tell the third one if possible, just to be fair!!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackrat Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 What's in Your EarThere were two old fellows who were chatting. Suddenly one of them asked, "What in the world is that sticking out of your right ear?" The other, with a puzzled look, said, "I don't know", and reached up pulling out the object, then exclaimed, "My word, a suppository!" Then he slapped his forehead and excitedly declared, "Now I know what I did with my hearing aid." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you RememberThis old couple's sitting on their front porch rocking one morning, she says to him, "Do you remember what we were doing 50 years ago this morning?" "Yes," he replies, "We was eating breakfast in the nude." "That's right," she says, "Lets do it again and see if we can re-kindle some of those old feelings?" "OK, "he agrees.Later, as they were eating, she says "Pa. I think it's working. My tits are as warm for you now as they ever were." "Well, they ought to be," he says. "You got one tit hanging in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackrat Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Birth Control Pills An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Two demented old pensioners were sitting in a conservatory having a farting competition when one of them trumped so vigorously that he flew off his bench and through the glass. Moral: People that live in glass houses shouldn't break wind. :DEdit. None. I've stricken myself dumb. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 A Belch is but a gust of windThat cometh from the Heart,But should it take a downward trend,Turneth into a Fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 :P Years ago, my Grand Parents were celebrating their 50th Wedding Anniversary, and during the Speech making, my Grand Father was asked for the secret of their peaceful life!This is what he said!"When we got married, we drove back to the Farm on the old Sulky, and about a mile out of Town, the old horse stumbled. I said THAT IS ONE! Another mile down the road, the old horse stumbled again. I said THAT IS TWO! Just as we got to the Farm House, the old horse stumbled again. I said THAT IS THREE! Pulled out my Rifle and shot the darned thing! My new Bride proceeded to abuse me tooth and nail, I listened quitely until she stopped to get her breath back, then said THAT IS ONE!":censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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