artist Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 You go about your businessSo blissfully unawareOf this hot and passionate womanWho can only dribble and stare.Your funny little grinAnd your cocky sort of walkThe expressions on your faceAnd the husky way you talk.The way you eat your fish 'n chipsThose jumpers that you wearThe way you scratch your navelOh God! I'm in despair!You're really quite frustrating'cause you just miss all the signsThe excuses I've made to talk to youIt happens all the time.I've bought a wretched play stationIn your grotty pub I waitI've even gone to Man. UnitedAnd seen bands I really hate.I've bought so many pints this yearConcert tickets they weren't cheapFootball matches cost a fortuneThe Play Station made me weepSo what am I to do now?I breathe a heavy sighI'm at a loss quite franklyAs to how to catch your eye.Now I know you like a buxom girlWith a fuller sort of figureAnd a round and cosy cleavageSo this has been my trigger.So when I next set eyes on youYou'd better damn well seeThat I've spent 4 grand on my mammary glandsNow please will you go out with me!( by Helen Bennett) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 Certainly, my Dear. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE PUBLISHED THIS FOR ALL TO SEE. A PM would have been sufficient Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 :P Gee that's really sweet, and I just I thought I was scratching one of those pesky fleas!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted February 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE PUBLISHED THIS FOR ALL TO SEE. A PM would have been sufficient:lol: :lol: :lol: PS My mammary glands are my own! :rolleyes: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 Which one's your favourite ? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted February 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 Which one's your favourite ? :DDepends on the mood! :rolleyes: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 How tittifelarious as Doddy might say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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