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Great Excuses To Use When You Forget Valentine's Day...

- The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move?

- I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.

- The Hallmark Store was closed, and I didn't want to send less than the very best.

- I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL must have messed up again!

- I left a message on your answering machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you?

- I didn't know you liked jewelry.

- I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic holy day.

- Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office Massacre.

- I thought we would do something different this year.

- I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.

- You didn't remind me!

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