Thank you in advance for all your good wishes !

[nellie2]

He at least has had the experience (I won't say pleasure) of meeting me in the flesh  :o  :lol:

And did you both have a good time??? :huh:

Happy birthday Boris...... come on do tell....... how many candles???? :P

[Boris]

Happy birthday Boris...... come on do tell....... how many candles????  :P

One more than last year ! :lol:

In fact there was only one candle on the cake - but it was a very small cake :rolleyes:

Thank you all - I am safely back, unfortunately stone cold sober as I'm temporarily on the wagon (for medical reasons). Still I see the doc at 9.00 this morning - so ........ ?

[Guest Drovers Dog]

Happy birthday Boris...... come on do tell....... how many candles????  :P

One more than last year ! :lol:

In fact there was only one candle on the cake - but it was a very small cake :rolleyes:

Thank you all - I am safely back, unfortunately stone cold sober as I'm temporarily on the wagon (for medical reasons). Still I see the doc at 9.00 this morning - so ........ ?

:P

Boris, as a Very Special Present, I am too far away to give you an actual Drink, you are not allowed, anyway, so to YOU I dedicate this Joke, as it entails 99!!!

:birthday: :birthday:

This old Geezer was celebrating his 99 th Birthday, and after a few drinks with his Best Mate, aged 89, he said to his Mate, "You know I am 99, turning 100 next year, and something really bugs, me!!"

"Yeah, Mate, and what would that be?" says his Mate.

"Well I've known 99 ways of having SEX for many years, but I would just like to find that elusive one before I go!!" the old Geezer said!

Well, Mate, why don't we exchange knowledge?", asked his Mate, expecting to learn heaps!! "Tell you What, I will go first, then you can tell me another Position? EH?"

"Firstly", said the Mate we have the Missionary Position, you know the woman on the bottom, and the man on top!"

"The old Geezer, Roared,"That's IT!!! Thank you, my Mate!!!"

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