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Bluetooth Toothbrush


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Finding it hard to get things done in your hectic schedule? Ablutions getting in the way of your deadlines? It's a familiar story.

Well now, using Bluetooth technology, you can brush your teeth remotely. Simply plug the Bluetooth Brush into your USB port, and as long as you're no more than 10 metres from your computer, the brush will send a clean signal direct to your teeth. A biometric signal from the bristle tips causes a fractal shift in space-time, whereby plaque and curry residue (new upgrades to be released later in the year will address other food groups) simply cease to exist.

Don't believe me then check it out

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Mr. M.

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