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Ok so we sent turkey Hoon to celebrate the Gibs independence ....much to the Spanish disgust .........But why is Spain so naffed off , particularly with their boarder controls .?... Its because of the tax, I'm sure ......Good quality whiskey £6 per litre (dimple ...Laprawotsits or whatever, things of my youth ) and fags £4.00 per 200 dunhills and I'm sure I saw black and gold John player specials ( I don't smoke ) ..Its doin' the time warp ........

The sodding ques are full of Spanish legging it over the boarder ....single line traffic only ..one at a time , per car .....See the Spanish mopeds weaving in and out of the line .......Smuggler specials

First time I drove .... forget it (3hrs ) , Park the car in Spain and walk across the boarder ( but you cannot smuggle in bulk (400 fags max) and a couple of litres , but I do a swop with the non drinking smokers ) ...cheap as chips anyway........

Hotels are a rip off there and the food is a disgrace ....Fish chips and peas ( Tapas overhang ) € 15 for bad birds eye yesterdays ex frozen .....and all the retail workers are either Spanish or Hindi .......

Long may it remain British ....If your doin' the Costa's ...sometimes you need a dose of semi blighty ......!

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More cars than parking places ....best place is up by the cable car on the south end of town...but the hotel nearby is run by bastards ...........price went up twice for the rooms while I was in the foyer ...

Basically all the cars keep driving aound in a continual rush hour taking it in turns to park ..If you cannot park..... you drive around......!

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Spain is supposed to be a freedom loving democracy. So why do they insist on trying to force Spanish rule onto a country where probably 99.999% of the population have expressed a wish to remain British?

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Well the guy offered us a price ....It was biblical rain at 11pm ...... while we debated it ...another geezer came in , and the same rooms were €10 more , while we were still in earshot ....!

It must have been my wet shorts ...!

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