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doug
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This lady went to the Doctor for advise.

"What seems to be the problem?"

"Well Doctor I've got this tree growing out of my head".

"Let me see. Hmmm, never seen that before. I'll have to look into that. Come back next week".

The following week the lady turned up again.

"How are you getting on? asked the Doctor.

"Well I've now got a pond next to the tree"

"This is amazing. Come back next week while I ask around".

Sure enough, the following week the lady turned up again.

"Any further developments?"

"I think I've got birds singing in this tree" she said.

"You've got us all puzzled" said the doctor. "make an appointment for next week".

The following week she arrived and the doctor asked, with great anticipation, " anything further"

"There's a duck swimming around in the pond now"

"Let me have a good look"

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"Of course" said the Doctor. "how could I have missed something so obvious?"

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."You've got a beauty spot"

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