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Something different - try some Newsnet Newsgroups.

These have acquired a reputation as conveyer of porn but, there is a newsgroup for just about anything and, if there isn't, you can create one.

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OK, so you're bored, sitting at your computer. You want to try something new.

Try standing up and slowly walking away from it. But...do it slowly so as not to create alarm within its CPU and Chip set. Once you get far enough away...say into the next room, you could try all sorts of new things. For example:- Line dancing (being careful not to fall off), crocheting an electric vicar, making a corduroy dog, standing askance, competetive syncronised flouncing (solo and mixed pairs). With a bit of imagination the list is endless. My current project is making artificial worm holes in Granny Harrison's wooden leg.

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OK, so you're bored, sitting at your computer. You want to try something new.

Try standing up and slowly walking away from it. But...do it slowly so as not to create alarm within its CPU and Chip set. Once you get far enough away...say into the next room, you could try all sorts of new things. For example:- Line dancing (being careful not to fall off), crocheting an electric vicar, making a corduroy dog, standing askance, competetive syncronised flouncing (solo and mixed pairs). With a bit of imagination the list is endless. My current project is making artificial worm holes in Granny Harrison's wooden leg.

BLASPHEMY!

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