catgate Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 An item in our parish magazine (he's a very modern "with it", organic, greenpeacey type vicar) describes the use of dried peas as contraceptives for young people. For the young ladies he suggests they squeeze one tightly between their knees, and for the young men he suggests placing one in the heel of each shoe (it will make them limp). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Actually, I think the limp would be more pronounced if only one shoe had the pea in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted August 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 It made me wonder what would happen if a young man had a pea in someone else's shoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pops- Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 The limp would be even more pronounced if he did that in my shoe. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted August 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 I wonder if that would result in the boot being on the other foot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 parish magazineblimey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 I suppose that this is better than the pea in the bed that the princess had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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