Applies to most men, I think!

[artist]

The Naturist

(Jan 2004)

Bronzed and well-toned he patrols the sand,

Occasionally shading his eyes with a hand

As he stops to watch the white horses run:

An Adonis silhouetted against the sun.

He displays a stomach like a granite slab

As he struts amongst all the bodies of flab

And folds of flesh and cellulite

That really ought to be out of sight.

He pauses to chat and then carries on,

His ego fuelled by the comparison,

And he sees the women all watching him

Wishing their men could be that slim.

With buttocks firm and a chin to match

He knows he'd be the perfect catch

And proudly expands his manly chest,

But to everyone else he looks just like the rest.

***

:P :D :lol:

[dadyassa]

As long as you feel great , who cares :P

[Thos]

A Blonde walks by, pert, young and sexy,

He stands erect and stiffens his pecs. He

Eyes her waist, her legs, he snickers,

"With that short skirt, I can see your knees"

( I couldn't think of another rhyme)

Thos. :rolleyes:

[andsome]

The Naturist

(Jan 2004)

Bronzed and well-toned he patrols the sand,

Occasionally shading his eyes with a hand

As he stops to watch the white horses run:

An Adonis silhouetted against the sun.

He displays a stomach like a granite slab

As he struts amongst all the bodies of flab

And folds of flesh and cellulite

That really ought to be out of sight.

He pauses to chat and then carries on,

His ego fuelled by the comparison,

And he sees the women all watching him

Wishing their men could be that slim.

With buttocks firm and a chin to match

He knows he'd be the perfect catch

And proudly expands his manly chest,

But to everyone else he looks just like the rest.

***

:P :D :lol:

All true in my case except the last line. Love your new avatar by the way.