Tony Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%andK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that WhileHard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh*t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Don't bulls*** us that you worked that out by yourself. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Come on, own up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted May 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 What do you think?Cut and paste job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 What do you think?Cut and paste jobThought so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadyassa Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 You can get 110% mortgages in Spain :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korgg Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%I'm scared... Not feeling so good... I talk nasty with my bosses when something is wrong doomed for life then ... Eh... W. Churchill said one day: "If you are going through hell, keep going" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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