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Another sad little tale


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Mid 60's. Saturday evening. Local pub.

A man is sat with his head buried in the football results page of the late edition of the evening paper.

Another man comes over and sits down next to him.

"Are you checking your pools then?"

"Aye"

"Done any good?"

"Nay"

"Who's let thee down, then?"

"B..B...B..B...B"

"Birmingham?"

" I'll... tell thee.... B... B....B....B...."

"Blackpool?"

"N..Nay..I'll ....tell thee....B....B....B....B..."

"Barnsley?"

"N..N...Nay ..I'll...t..t.. tell thee....B....B...B.....B........B"

"Brighton and Hove Albion?"

"No....B....B....B...Bloody Arsenal!!"

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