True Love

[gordythegouge]

True love

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right

away.

She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He replied, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go

along.

So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a

very

nice resort.

One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up took off his

towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck

gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple this was

followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again

straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his

towel.

She said, 'That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told

you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was

moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool

would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the

pool.

She did laps in freestyle, breaststroke, even butterfly!

After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back

out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance

swimmer?"

No, she said, 'I was a hooker in Govan and I worked both sides of the Clyde!!

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:) :)

[Thos]

There is a fit lady!

Thos. :D

[andsome]

Like it. :lol: