gordythegouge Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 True loveA man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her rightaway.She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."He replied, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we goalong.So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to averynice resort.One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up took off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife.After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on histowel.She said, 'That was incredible!"He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I toldyou we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She wasmoving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the poolwould hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of thepool.She did laps in freestyle, breaststroke, even butterfly!After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed backout and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic enduranceswimmer?"No, she said, 'I was a hooker in Govan and I worked both sides of the Clyde!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thos Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 There is a fit lady!Thos. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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