artist Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Been on before I think - just a reminderDICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:Ø Yes.....................................NoØ No......................................YesØ Maybe.................................NoØ We need...............................I wantØ We need to talk......................You're in troubleØ Sure, go ahead........................You better notØ Do what you want...................You will pay for this laterØ I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!Ø You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:Ø I am hungry...........................I am hungryØ I am sleepy............................I am sleepyØ I am tired..............................I am tiredØ Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!Ø I love you..............................Let's have sex nowØ I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?Ø May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.Ø I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 I hadn't seen them before and thet are so true.It should be compulsory for all parents of daughters to instill that decoding of men's English into their offsprings' brain.Thos. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Like 'em. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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