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Caught Poaching


gordythegouge
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'Caught you!' said Garda Muldoon. 'Poaching in the river is a serious offence me boy.

I must ask you to accompany me to the station.'

Halfway out of the wood Murphy the poacher pulled up in his tracks.

'Be-jaysus,' he said, 'haven't I left me jacket by the water's edge. I'll have to go back and get it!'

'No way,' said Muldoon. 'If I let you go back you'll run off. I've got a better idea. You wait here and I'll go back for the coat!'

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