catgate Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 One of the things that the Global Warming lobby are pushing is the dreadful loss of life, and property, which is scheduled to happen when the ice melts, and the sea rises to a hight greater than Tony's ego.Well I think I know the answer to the problem. We need to find a modern Jaques Cousteau, who has a suitable submersible craft, and sent him down to the bottom of the Atlantic Trough. That is the deepest point on the gobe.Once there all that is necessary for him to do is to pull out the plug, let out some water, thus lower the rising water level.This on its own should be more than sufficient, but if more needs to be got rid of we can quite easily go down to Australia and drop a long hose pipe into space. This will be easily accomplished due to Australia being at the bottom. We can then stick our end of the pipe in the sea and drain off whatever amount of water we want.Simple !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Sounds workable to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 As a long standing member of the Flat Earth and Blair Worshipping Society I must refute your argument.Firtly - there is not enough ice on the earth to raise the sea level above Tony's ego - simply because he can float. He is in fact capable of floating above any adverse tide.Secondly - it is a myth that Australia is at the bottom and that the water can be drained off there. You well know that the sea level is relatively constant all over the World - hence the World must be flat - otherwise the water would run away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 As a long standing member of the Flat Earth and Blair Worshipping Society I must refute your argument.Firtly - there is not enough ice on the earth to raise the sea level above Tony's ego - simply because he can float. He is in fact capable of floating above any adverse tide.Secondly - it is a myth that Australia is at the bottom and that the water can be drained off there. You well know that the sea level is relatively constant all over the World - hence the World must be flat - otherwise the water would run away.Is there a big wall all the way round stopping it running off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Maybe the little dutch boy should pull his finger out , surprised hes not dead yet though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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