artist Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Reasonable ratesWICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) is proud to announce the opening of itsEVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!OPEN TO MEN ONLYALL ARE WELCOMENote: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participantsThe course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONEHOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYSStep by step guide with slide presentationTOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?Roundtable discussionDIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOORPracticing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?Debate among a panel of experts. REMOTE CONTROLLosing the remote control - Help line and support groupsLEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGSStarting with looking in the right placeinstead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum DAY TWOEMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?Group discussion and role playHEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTHPowerPoint presentationREAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOSTReal life testimonial from the one man who didIS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?Driving simulationLIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEENYOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNEROnline class and role playingHOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANIONRelaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniquesREMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATEBring your calendar or PDA to classGETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counsellors available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 I guess I need to enrol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 I guess I need to enrol.GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME This would be a good start. Individual councelling, of course. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 RUBBISH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 The curriculum is incomplete. Have the following lessons been cancelledBATHROOM COURTESYPractice in putting toilet seats downUNDERSTANDING HER MOODSA lesson in not laughing when she cries, knowing how to respond correctly to "Does my bum look big in this" and understanding the reasons for headaches.CHOOSING GREETINGS CARDSExamples of choosing the right cards for each occasion and why joke cards are not appropriate for condolences.HOW TO TELL WEEDS FROM CHERISHED FLOWERSShort film on common weeds and how to distinguish them from her favourite flowers and shrubsWIPING YOUR FEET IS NOT UNMANLYPractice in wiping the mud and garage grease from your shoes before you walk across the cream carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 The curriculum is incomplete. Have the following lessons been cancelledBATHROOM COURTESYPractice in putting toilet seats downUNDERSTANDING HER MOODSA lesson in not laughing when she cries, knowing how to respond correctly to "Does my bum look big in this" and understanding the reasons for headaches.CHOOSING GREETINGS CARDSExamples of choosing the right cards for each occasion and why joke cards are not appropriate for condolences.HOW TO TELL WEEDS FROM CHERISHED FLOWERSShort film on common weeds and how to distinguish them from her favourite flowers and shrubsWIPING YOUR FEET IS NOT UNMANLYPractice in wiping the mud and garage grease from your shoes before you walk across the cream carpet.I don't complain when she puts it down, so why should she complain if I leave it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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