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Sorry andsome - you laughed last time and I thought you would enjoy another chuckle..... :lol:

You know this World is complicated and imperfect and oppressed

And it’s not hard to feel timid, apprehensive and depressed

It seems all around us tides of questions ebb and flow

And people want solutions but they don’t know where to go

Opinions abound about who is wrong and who is right

People need a prophet – a diffuser of the light

Someone they can turn to – as the crisis’s rage and swirl

Someone with the remedy – the wisdom – the pearl

Well they should have asked old andsome - He’d have told them with a GROAN

His thoughts on immigration, teenage mothers, Gordon Brown

The future of the Monarchy, house prices in the south

The wait for hip replacements, BSE and Foot and Mouth

Yes they should have asked old andsome, he can sort out any mess

He can rejuvenate the railways, he can cure the NHS

So any little niggle, anything you want to know

Just run it past old andsome, wind him up and let him go

Congestion on the motorways, free holidays for thugs

The damage to the ozone layer, refugees and drugs

These may defeat the brain of any politician bloke

But present to old andsome and he’ll solve it at a stroke

He will clarify the situation, he will make it crystal clear

You’ll feel the glazing of your eyeballs and the bending of your ear

Corruption at the top – he’s an authority on that

And the way the country’s being ruined by a scottish socialist prat

Upon these tricky areas he brings his intellect to shine

In a great compelling voice that’s twice as loud as yours or mine

I often wonder what it’s like to be so incredibly strong,

infallible, articulate, self confident and wrong

When it comes to simple tolerance – he hasn’t got a lot

Joy riders should be guillotined and muggers should be shot

The replies he makes to postings becomes like music to his ears

And he hasn’t got an inkling that he’s boring us to tears

He likes to have the last word on almost every thread

If he doesn’t know the answer – he will Google it instead

His standard answers to joke threads – are becoming quite well known

As ABSOBLOODYLUTELY BRILLIANT or GROAN GROAN GROAN.

He will tackle any subject - from A right up to Z

And if he's got not much to say - he puts a smilie there instead

He's the most prolific poster on the Windows Forum

Some good, some bad, some in-between and some with scant decorum

Forum members don’t sign on so often, they have busy lives I know

But it’s not every day you want to read a windbag suck and blow

Encyclopaedias not needed – on them we never call

Why clutter up the bookshelf – when old andsome knows it all..........

Based on the poem "My husband" by Pam Ayres 2002

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That is just hilarious and very clever. Alan. :lol: :lol:

You are really talented. :D

Thanks for the compliment - but I merely tweaked, and added to, a very funny Pam Ayres poem about her husband.

Two years ago andsome was in his prime and there were regular "fights" on the forum between him and certain other members. The poem was far more apt then - less so now - because he has definitely quietened down as he has aged and is not nearly so combatitive. It happens to us all I suppose - the fire of youth eventually dims and the World regards us as dinosaurs or sad old farts.....

shhh.....I bet that stirs him up.:rolleyes: ..

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That is just hilarious and very clever. Alan. :lol: :lol:

You are really talented. :D

Thanks for the compliment - but I merely tweaked, and added to, a very funny Pam Ayres poem about her husband.

Two years ago andsome was in his prime and there were regular "fights" on the forum between him and certain other members. The poem was far more apt then - less so now - because he has definitely quietened down as he has aged and is not nearly so combatitive. It happens to us all I suppose - the fire of youth eventually dims and the World regards us as dinosaurs or sad old farts.....

shhh.....I bet that stirs him up.:rolleyes: ..

The problem is that my main opponent unfortunately no longer visit the forum to back up our sorry excuse for a government. I don't have so many to fight with now. :D Old age has definitely NOT cooled me down, I can still get my dander up, (and other things :lol: )

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The problem is that my main opponent unfortunately no longer visit the forum to back up our sorry excuse for a government. I don't have so many to fight with now.

Maybe they are just tired of reading the same old CR*P.

Welcome back. No one HAS to read anything, they are free to please themselves, if people cannot see what a sorry mess we are getting deeper and deeper into, and persist in supporting this mob, they are free to air their views, but they must expect other people with opposite views to air them. It happens to be my opinion that supporters of the government are speaking CR*P as you so eloquently put it. :D :D :D

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