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This pronunciation translation may help you understand some of his speeches.

Ah

The things you see with and the personal pronoun denoting the individual.

“Ah thing Ah might a’got something in Mah Ah”

“Ah spy with my little Ah”

Aig

A breakfast food derived from Chick’ns that may be fried, scrambled or boiled

Aint

The sister of your Ma or Pa.

“Ah’s going to aint Nellie’s to see my cuz’n Willie”

Airs

Mistakes.

Like spellin’ airs.

Argy

To dispute.

“Ah told you to stop it boy and ah’m not gonna argy with you about it”

Arn

An electrical appliance used for getting creases out of clothing.

Awfis

The place where men claim they work late.

“Ah’m gonna be late home from the awfis honey”

Awl

A fluid used to lubricate engines.

AY-rab

People who live in Ay-ray-bya

Batry

A box or tube of electricity.

Bawl

What water does when heated to the point that it makes steam.

“Ah reckon that gal caint even bawl water without burnin’ it” (see "caint" later)

Bleeve

Intent or faith.

“Ah bleeve ah ought to go to church more often”

Bub

A glass object that produces light when connected to ‘lectricity.

“Ah think that bub’s burnt out”

Caint

Cannot

“Ah caint argy with you about it – Ah bleeve mah torch bub’s burnt out or the batry is flat.

Cheer

An item of furniture you sit on.

Eg : Awfis cheer.

Crine

Weeping.

Cut awf

To switch off.

“Save the batry - cut awf the light bub”.

Cyst

To render aid

“Can I cyst you ma’am”

Dawg

A four legged animal much esteemed in rural Southern America.

“Ah just don’t feel right unless ah got a couple of huntin’ dawgs on the porch”

Dayum

A cuss word.

“Ah don’t give a dayum”

Dinner

The meal Southerners eat while Northerners are eating lunch. When Northerners are eating dinner, Southerners are eating supper.

Done

1 Finished : “Are you done eating”

2 Already : “Has the bus done gone”

Earl

A device for receiving radio or TV signals.

“You could get more stations if you had a better TV earl”

Etlanna

The city General Sherman burned during the war for Southern Independence.

Everwhichaways

Scattered in all directions

Far

Burning

“Call 911 – the house is on far”

Favor

To resemble

“That boy sure does favor his daddy, don’t he”

Fixin

Preparing to

‘Ah’m in the kitchen, fixin mah dinner”

Fur piece

A considerable distance

It’s a fur piece from here to Etlanna”

Git

To acquire

“Ah’m going to the store to git me some bubs”

Git by with

To get away with

“Do you think your wife’s gonna believe you were at the awfis ? – you’ll never git by with it”

Git shed of

To rid oneself of

“Mah arn’s busted and I caint fix it – so ah’m gonna git shed of it.

Good ole boy

Any Southern male between the ages of 16 and 70 who is amiable, fond of boon companions, strong drink, hound dawgs, huntin, shootin’, pick-up trucks and good lookin’ women but not necessarily in that order.

Griyuts

A Southern breakfast accessory.

“Ah likes griyuts with butter and sawt on them”

Hale

The opposite of heaven

Hard

To recruit someone into employment

“Ah had an interview but they hard someone else”

Hawg

An animal from which ham, spareribs, bacon etc is obtained.

Heepa

A great deal of.

Ah’s in a heepa trouble agin”

Hep

To aid or benefit

“Ah caint hep lovin’ you”

Hern (and Hisn)

Feminine (and male) possessive.

“Is that blonde hair really hern”

Hyuh

Word used to summon dawgs

“Hyuh boy hyuh”

Idy

Idea

“Have you got any idy how old she is”

Jevver

Did you ever

“Jevver find out which good ole boy’s dawg chased the hawgs everwichaways”

Kumpny

Guests

“I caint come out tonight – we are expectin’ kumpny”

Lawst

To mislay something or be unsure about one’s location

“I gone dun lawst the map which is why we are lawst”

Libel

Likely to

“The engine’s libel to fail without sufficient awl in the sump”

Likker

Whisky or other hard drink

Ma’am and Suh

Archaic terms of courtesy and respect children used in the old days when addressing their elders.

Mere

A reflective glass you see your face in.

Mess

A quantity of – usually enough for a meal.

“That’s a nice mess of griyuts”

Moanin’

The period of the day between daybreak and noon.

“Good moanin’ suh”

Muchablige

Thank you

“Muchablige for the dinner ma’am”

Munts

The 12 units into which the year is divided.

“Ah aint had aig and griyuts for mah moanin breakfast in three munts”

Nyawlins

The largest city in Loosyana.

Own

Opposite of awf

“Put the radio own son – I wanna hear some music”

Paypuh

What you read or write on.

Peyun

What you write on paypuh with.

Phrasin

Very cold

“Shut that winder – its fraysin in here”

Pitcher

An image – drawn, painted or photograph.

“If there’s a fem in the camera – take a pitcher of me”

Plum

Completely

‘Ah’m plum tuckered out”

Po-leece

Law enforcement officer(s)

Prolly

Probably or likely to.

“Although it’s a fur piece from here, Ah’ll prolly go to Etlanna in the moanin’”

Quare

Strange or peculiar

“That good ole boy’s been acting quare ever since the hawg bit him”

Retch

To grasp for

“My arm’s too short and I caint retch it”

Richmum

The capital of the confederacy that exists today only because General Sherman ran out of matches.

Robut E Lee

The finest gentleman who ever drew breath.

Saar

The opposite of sweet

Sawt

A condiment you sprinkle on your dinner.

Shawt

The opposite of long

Show

Certainly

“It show is a big ole hound dawg you have there”

Shovelay

A popular General Motors car

Shurf

Head of po-leece.

Sinner

The middle of

“Have you been to the new shoppin’ sinner”

Skase

Hard to find or rare

“During the waw a lot of things were skase”

Smore

An additional amount

“Do you want smore griyuts”

Sorry

Lazy or shiftless

“That woman’s so sorry she won’t even hep her own ma”

Stow

A place where things are sold

“Ah’ll buy some from the stow on the way from the awfis”

Sumpm

Something

“There’s sumpm funny goin’ on”

Suthun

The opposite of nawthun

Tar

The rubber around a car wheel

“Make sure that you have a spare tar if you are fixin to drive a fur piece”

Tarred

Fatigued

“Ah’m too tarred to invite kumpny round for dinner”

Thang

A word pronounced theeeng by Yankees

“Honey, have you seen Mindy Lu’s new boyfriend – aint he the cutest thang”

War

Metal strands attached to fence posts.

“Be careful you don’t get stuck on that bob war”

Whirr

Where

“Whirr you goin’”

Whup

To beat up or strike

“If a man kicks my dawg – I’ll whup him good”

Yale

What confederate soldiers did when they charged – an ear-splittin yale.

Yo

The possessive of you

“What’s yo name

Yawl

You-all or all of you.

Always plural and never used in reference to only one person.

“Where yawl goin’”

Zackly

Precisely

“Ah don’t know zackly where he is”

Zat

Is that

“Zat yo dawg”

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An excellent lexicon Alan. It is now possible for us to realise why it is that Dubya himself never understands what he is talking about.

Is there such a thing for our current government, They too seem to be unable to communicate with the public or even within their own tent.

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