doug Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?........................................A centipede with sore feetWhere are the Andes?...........................................................................On the end of the armiesWho wrote the book, The Awful Comedown?............................................Lucy LapstickWhy can't a bike stand up by itself?.........................................................Because it's two-tiredWhy did the chicken cross the football pitch?............................................Because the referee whistled for a fowlWhy do you call your dog Metal-worker?..................................................Because every time he hears a knock he makes a bolt for the doorWhy is Europe like a frying pan?..............................................................Because it has Greece at the bottomWhat's ET short for?........................................................................Because he's only got little legsWhat fur do we get from a tiger?...............................................................As fur as possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I still say Beano. Just my level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 More for my twelve year old granddaughter to groan at. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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