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Christmas Cracker Jokes III


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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?........................................A centipede with sore feet

Where are the Andes?...........................................................................On the end of the armies

Who wrote the book, The Awful Comedown?............................................Lucy Lapstick

Why can't a bike stand up by itself?.........................................................Because it's two-tired

Why did the chicken cross the football pitch?............................................Because the referee whistled for a fowl

Why do you call your dog Metal-worker?..................................................Because every time he hears a knock he makes a bolt for the door

Why is Europe like a frying pan?..............................................................Because it has Greece at the bottom

What's ET short for?........................................................................Because he's only got little legs

What fur do we get from a tiger?...............................................................As fur as possible

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