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Christmas Cracker Jokes IV


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What should a foorball team do if their pitch is flooded?............................................Bring on their subs

Knock knock. Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who?......................................................Wayne in a manger.............

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?.....................................A brick layer

Who invented fractions?................................................................................

Henry the 1/8th

Why do birds fly south in the winter?.........................................................................Because it's too far to walk

How does Jack Frost get to work?..............................................................................By icicle

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?........................................................Lost

Knock knock. who's there? Wenceslas. Wenceslas who?................................................Wenceslas train home?

Why did the the footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?.......................................He was the skipper

Knock knock. Who's there? Mary. Mary who?.................................................................Mary Christmas

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