doug Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 What should a foorball team do if their pitch is flooded?............................................Bring on their subsKnock knock. Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who?......................................................Wayne in a manger.............What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?.....................................A brick layerWho invented fractions?................................................................................Henry the 1/8thWhy do birds fly south in the winter?.........................................................................Because it's too far to walkHow does Jack Frost get to work?..............................................................................By icicleWhat do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?........................................................LostKnock knock. who's there? Wenceslas. Wenceslas who?................................................Wenceslas train home?Why did the the footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?.......................................He was the skipperKnock knock. Who's there? Mary. Mary who?.................................................................Mary Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 Well ....why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 More for my granddaughter. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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