doug Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?..........................................juve-nilesHow did the Vikings send their secret messages?.........................................by Norse codeWhat kind of lighting did Noah use for the Ark?............................................FloodlightsWhat kind of bird can lift the most?.............................................................A craneKnock, knock. Whose there? Arthur. Arthur who?..........................................Arthur any mince pies left?Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who?..........................................Wendy red red robin comes bob bob bobbin alongHow do you hire a horse?.......................................................................Stand it on four bricksWhat do ghosts eat?......................................................................SpookgettiWhat do hedgehogs eat?...................................................................Prickled onionsWhat do you call two robbers?......................................................................A pair of knickersWhat cereals do mice eat?............................................................................Mice CrispiesThat's your lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 That's your lot! Spoil sport - I was really enjoying them...................... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted December 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 They were in last weekend's Telegraph Magazine as 50 Guaranteed Hilarious Christmas Cracker Jokes. Which made me think furiously. Most of us have family parties at Christmas and usually have Crackers which once pulled, the jokes are read out and then discarded with the rest of the rubbish after the party. Sometimes the novelties are saved for a while. However, this year would members please save the jokes and post the on here for us all to share. After all they can't all be the same! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 It's years since I pulled a cracker. Though I must admit I have seen one or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 More for my twelve year old granddaughter to groan at. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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