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An Eye Opener


AlanHo
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Sarah Brown, The PM's wife, was on her way somewhere when she came across a little boy selling puppies. She stopped and asked the boy "What kind of puppies are they?"

The boy replied, "They're Socialist Lapdog puppies, ma'am"

With this she smiled, patted the lad on the head and walked off.

Later on that day she mentions to Gordon about the boy and his puppies and suggested that it might be nice to have a puppy around number ten.

The next week Gordon was on his way to Parliament and saw the boy and his puppies. He told the chauffer to stop - and asks the boy, "What kind of puppies are they?" .

The boy replies, "They're Conservative Terrier puppies, Sir."

"Tory puppies?" Gordon asked. "Last week you told my wife they were Socialist puppies." .

The boy replied, "I know, Sir. But since then they opened their eyes."

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