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Well, some of them are so daft I can believe them. The Flying Penguins one though is a definite no no. The wing span in relation to width along with the body mass would make it impossible to take off. It would be a bit like trying to get a 747 off the ground using the wings off a Cessna, :lol:

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When I went down the stairs yesterday morning after visiting here, 'Er indoors was very excited. She said that David Attenborough had just shown some film of a recently discovered flock of flying penguins. When I laughed and said IMPOSSIBLE, she said that he claimed that due to shortage of fish caused by increasing sea temperatures they were mush thinner than usual. She was very disappointed when I reminded her of the date, she said" I wanted that to be true". :lol: :lol: :lol:

NO she isn't blonde. :lol:

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When I went down the stairs yesterday morning after visiting here, 'Er indoors was very excited. She said that David Attenborough had just shown some film of a recently discovered flock of flying penguins. When I laughed and said IMPOSSIBLE, she said that he claimed that due to shortage of fish caused by increasing sea temperatures they were mush thinner than usual. She was very disappointed when I reminded her of the date, she said" I wanted that to be true". :lol: :lol: :lol:

NO she isn't blonde. :lol:

What did the Doctor say after you phoned him in?. :lol:

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When I went down the stairs yesterday morning after visiting here, 'Er indoors was very excited. She said that David Attenborough had just shown some film of a recently discovered flock of flying penguins. When I laughed and said IMPOSSIBLE, she said that he claimed that due to shortage of fish caused by increasing sea temperatures they were mush thinner than usual. She was very disappointed when I reminded her of the date, she said" I wanted that to be true". :lol: :lol: :lol:

NO she isn't blonde. :lol:

What did the Doctor say after you phoned him in?. :lol:

I didn't want to bother him. I gave her an aspirin. :lol:

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