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Seen in the local Residents Assoc leaflet yesterday:

"The annual dinner of the Senior Citizans' Social club was drawing to a suitably mellow finale when an eighty year old widow raised her clenched fist into the air and shouted

'Any man who guesses what I have in my hand can have the pleasure of my company for the rest of the night'

' I know' said a voice at the end of the table 'It's an elephant'

' Right - that's close enough!' "

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