AlanHo Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says "We're Catholic so we can't use it."The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm method."The third woman says "We use the saucer and bucket method." "What the heck is the saucer and bucket method?", the others ask."Well, I'm five foot eleven... and my husband is five foot two. We make love standing up with him standing on a bucket. When his eyes suddenly get as big as saucers I kick the bucket out from under him."....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pops- Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 - - and the fourth woman says "we use an aspirin"."I can't see how taking an aspirin would work.""Oh, you don't take it, you hold it between your knees." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says "We're Catholic so we can't use it."The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm method."The third woman says "We use the saucer and bucket method." "What the heck is the saucer and bucket method?", the others ask."Well, I'm five foot eleven... and my husband is five foot two. We make love standing up with him standing on a bucket. When his eyes suddenly get as big as saucers I kick the bucket out from under him."....... - - and the fourth woman says "we use an aspirin"."I can't see how taking an aspirin would work.""Oh, you don't take it, you hold it between your knees."Spoil sports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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