Pub Laughs

[MANEMAN]

Daily Mail

"Unemployed mother-of-five June Thomson, 44, bit off a 2cm square piece of Trevor Wainman's flesh after a boozy birthday celebration."

I cant remember this sort of thing happening when they had peanuts and nibbles on the bar.

The odd stabbing or shooting, and from time-to-time Reggie or Ronnie Kray would cut up a bit rough and kill somebody, but this is going way too far. EU directives have an awful lot to answer for.

The poor woman, unemployed, and with five children to look after obviously felt a bit peckish. The inability to be able to smoke probably added to the pressure for her.

It's about time we stood up for our rights in this country.

(Angry, similarly unemployed, Albert. Railway Sidings. Finchley, London. U.K.)

[-pops-]

To which part of Trevor Wainman's body was this piece of flesh previously attached?

I think we should be told.

[MANEMAN]

"A jealous girlfriend bit off her boyfriend's ear in a drink-fueled rage but the severed lobe could not be sewn back on because her dog Alfie ate it.

Unemployed mother-of-five June Thomson, 44, bit off the bottom of Trevor Wainman's left ear after a night out in the Ship Inn, Sutton, East Yorkshire."

'She became very loud and began swearing and was asked to leave by the landlord,' he said.

'She lunged at my ear and sank her teeth into my ear, then spat it out.

It doesn't mention it but I reckon it was down to the Landlord not putting his nuts out on the counter.

She didn't have to open a tin of dog food that day anyway :P

[bludgard]

I'm glad I gave up binge drinkin' in 2000.I probably would have been right there with the ol' girl chomping away at the other ear.It's called a "Mike Tyson",and it seems to be the rage in America.

If I were the pub proprietor,with canibals runnin' about willy-nilly,I certainly woudn't put my nuts out for all to devour.Too costly.