Belatucadrus Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Well I seem to have failed to arouse your enthusiasm with the strange exception of the Moranbong band, I return to North Korea for a ditty sung by one time girlfriend of Kim Jong Un the lovely Hyon Song-wol with her greatest hit "Excellent Horse Like Lady " Our factory comrades say in jestWhy they tell me I am a virgin on a stallionAfter a full day’s work i still have energy leftMy skills are truly like lightening they sayThey say I am a virgin on a stallionYet again today I was the first to leave for workApparently my name was in the paperIn a (?) timeAn award given to youth who live in flightThey say I am a virgin on a stallionThe party era is teeming with creationA new name they present to youthMounting a stallion the dear leader gave meAll my life I will live to uphold his nameThey say I am a virgin on a stallionMounting a stallion my dear leader gave meAll my life I will live to uphold his name I think you'll agree the lyrics are lovely and inspirational and guaranteed to raise the spirits of Corbynites everywhere expect it to top the charts here anytime soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 With such tender heart felt sentiments who could possibly denying King Jon Booglie the right to commit Harry Karry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 I didn't know Harry Karry was up in court......let alone found guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted March 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 News flash cover version to be released later on this year, to be sung by Nicola Sturgeon who will dedicate it to her own dear leader Alex Dogbreath Salmond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 With a Sturgeon and a Salmond involved I presume it will all take Plaice on an Haddock basis and everyone will have a whale of a time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 First draft revised lyrics Our party comrades say in jest Why they tell me I am a virgin on a moped After a full day’s work I still have energy left My skills are truly like lightening they say, one flash a loud noise then nothing. They say I am a virgin on a moped Yet again today I was the first to leave work Apparently my name was not in the paper In any time and this needed fixing (Tory bastards) An award given to youth who live in flight They say I am a virgin on a moped The party era is teeming with intimidation A new name they present to youth is gullible. Mounting a moped the dear leader gave me All my life I will live to uphold his name or preferably my own They say I am a virgin on a moped Mounting a moped my dear leader gave me All my life I will live to uphold his name or preferably my own ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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