artist Posted October 19, 2003 Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."-- That's Direct Marketing.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."-- That's Advertising.You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."-- That's Telemarketing.You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You ask, "May I?" and reach up and straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."-- That's Public Relations.You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."-- That's Brand Recognition.You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.-- That's a Sales Rep.Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.-- That's Tech Support.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned to reveal a hairy chest adorned with thick, gold chains. He walks up to you and says, "I'm fantastic in bed."-- That's False Advertising.You're on your way to a party when you realise that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"-- That's Spam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted October 19, 2003 Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 Very good. :D Are trying to drop a very subtle hint. :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 19, 2003 Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned to reveal a hairy chest adorned with thick, gold chains. He walks up to you and says, "I'm fantastic in bed."-- That's False Advertising.Plan B... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 19, 2003 Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 They all just fall over themselves to get into bed with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted October 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 There's an answer to that...............Nope, can't think of one!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 19, 2003 Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 19, 2003 Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 There's an answer to that...............Nope, can't think of one!!! :DErrrmmmmm...ME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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