catgate Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Christmas Quiz 1. What was the name of Joseph and Mary's donkey? a. Sid b. Russell or c. Tarquin 2. Why were there only three wise men? a. One had got lost. b. More than one had got lost. or c. All the others were wise enough not to get involved. 3. Were the three kings from a. Luton Town. b.Notts. Forest c. Leyton Orient or d. some other 3rd division club? 4. Will you have another Port? a. yes please b. I wouldn't mind another or c. yes please. 5. In what year did King Harrod open his store in London ? a. 1066 b. 1845 c. 1945 6. Why were the shepherds seated on the ground? a. they were tired b. they had no chairs or c. they were legless, due to drinking too much cheap red plonk to celebrate Christmas. 7. Fill the following blank space with the correct Christmas letters. m e r _ y x m a s 8. How about a glass of whiskey next? a. that would be nice. b. yes please or c. I don't mind if I do. 9. What is the name of the fairy on the Christmas tree ? a. Daisy b. Tinkerbell or c. Cedric. 10. Which of the following are not Santa's reindeer ? a. Prancer b. Dancer c. Donner d. Blitzen or e. Jeremy Beadle. 11. If you woke up to find an old man with a beard at the bottom of your bed would you ? a. think it was Santa b. reach for a weapon or c. think how lucky you were. 12. Will you have another whisk of Glassy? a. yes Please b. certainly thank you or c. yesh thanksh. 13. Which is the odd one out? a. Santa Claus b. Father Christmas c. Saint Nicholas or d. Tony Blair 14. Is Bethlehem on a. the Golan heights b. the West bank c. the East bank or d. the Midland Bank? 15. Will you have another? a. Shirtanly b. Ho Kay or c. Make it a double 16. How did the three kings get Frankenstein into a little box? a. they jumped on his head. b. they played the ace of spades or c. they cheated by building a little box around him. 17. What was Myrtle doing out with three kings so late at night? 18. What were the queens doing all the while ? 19. Shame again? a. well jusht a drop b. Kay Ho c. itsh a drop a good is thish 20. If all the gnomes in Santa's grotto were laid end to end how far would they reach. a. just far enough. b. too far. or c. right to the end. 21 If all Santa's fairies were laid one after the other how worrying would it be. a. about six b. nearly seven or c. very tiring. 22. Could you eat a minsh pie an' sum cheeshe? a. only shlighty b. shtand shtill when yer moovin or c. well just another drop then. 23. Why do we never hear about baby Jesus's Grandma and Grandad? 24. Shall we shing shum Christmas carols? a. Oh when the shaints go marching in b. I'll take you 'ome agaain Kathleeeeeeen or c. The Hokey Cokey and we turn about 25. Are you dizzy after the hokey cokey? a. sho am I b. well just a drop or c. well I feel all r i g h t o o o.o.oaah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Quote 16. How did the three kings get Frankenstein into a little box? b. they played the ace of spades OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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