I Have Changed

[AlanHo]

I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
 
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
 
I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.
 
I am totally non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. 

I was christened by my parents, which now labels me as an infidel.
 
I am retired, which makes me useless.
 
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
 
I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.
 
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist. 

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist. 

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
 
I believe in the defence and protection of my country and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.
 
Please help me come to terms with the new me... because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!

Funny ...it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with.. Now I’m not even sure 
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which toilet to go into!

[catgate]

My sympathy is on its way to you (in a little plastic bag)

[andsome]

6 hours ago, AlanHo said:

I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
 
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
 
I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.
 
I am totally non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. 

I was christened by my parents, which now labels me as an infidel.
 
I am retired, which makes me useless.
 
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
 
I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.
 
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist. 

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist. 

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
 
I believe in the defence and protection of my country and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.
 
Please help me come to terms with the new me... because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!

Funny ...it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with.. Now I’m not even sure 
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which toilet to go into!

Pee up a tree