Guest Grim Reaper Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 Well, our Australian cousins may not have the Rugby World Cup, but they do have something which should be the envy of any civilised nation - a National Public Toilet Map. This outstanding initiative, brought to cross-legged and desperate Aussies by the superbly-named National Continence Management Strategy, is claimed to enable bursting bladders to locate the nearest dunny right down to the metre. Since I once drove from Melbourne to Coober Pedy and had to relieve myself at one point in Lake Eyre South, I decided to investigate how the National Public Toilet Map would have made my journey that much more comfortable. Well, it appears that at present the damn map won't open properly, so I am none the wiser as to the total number of disabled-access thunderboxes between Marree and William Creek. Of course, it's possible that the site is experiencing problems due to a week of mourning provoked by Saturday's events at the Telstra Stadium. We think it is imperative that the people responsible snap out of it immediately and - putting all thoughts of Jonny Wilkinson firmly from their minds - get this terrific online resource fully functioning asapThe register Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 That's incredible ! If you use an overlay they line up exactly with British Consulates ! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grim Reaper Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 don't make us mention the rugby again moon-boy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 Rugby ? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark2 Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 We have learned to drink from the bitter cup of defeat - now it's your turn. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grim Reaper Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 mark, i do like that quote....post it again sometime....just when moon is getting cocky!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 We have learned to drink from the bitter cup of defeat - now it's your turnWell, cheer up lads. If it's my round I'll get you all a Fosters. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 ......with lime, please! and COLD! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Oh artist!!! NO.........beer should be drunk as it comes... not with stuff added to it!!! Yuck! :wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 So - I've got no taste!! :lol: I like it with something added! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ByGeorge Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 So - I've got no taste!! :lol: I like it with something added! ;)I guarantee to add a bit, if you like :blush: And Moonie, give 'em all a XXXX, they'll love it. ;) :D :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 So - I've got no taste!! :lol: I like it with something added! ;)I guarantee to add a bit, if you like :blush: And Moonie, give 'em all a XXXX, they'll love it. ;) :D :) I could be wrong - but - I thought it was XXX ?I'm not adverse to another X though! :P :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ByGeorge Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 I'm known for my generosity. :o :P Knew someone would ask, XXXX is the number one beer in Oz, in my humble opinion. B) And I add a dash of sarsparella to a full strength beer. ;) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 I'm known for my generosity. :o :P Knew someone would ask, XXXX is the number one beer in Oz, in my humble opinion. B) And I add a dash of sarsparella to a full strength beer. ;) :)See - even the 'master' of XXXX adds something to the beer!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grim Reaper Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 anyone that thinks xxxx is the king of beers needs something added to him!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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