artist Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 ~~~ "Yes Dear" ~~~ She is a bonzer sheilaThis woman here of mine,And she gives a little smileWhen everything is fine. But she's a different sorta' sheilaWhen she does her flamin' block,And I really think she's one day shortOf an eight day flamin' clock. And she has this dispositionOf a Princess or a Queen,But when she's flamin' crankyIt's a sight not to be seen. She chucks around the pots and pansAnd the knives and flamin' forks,An' I'm even scared to look at herOr to even flamin' talk. So I sits here in me cornerAnd hide and cringe with fear,And hope to God there is a wayTo get out of flamin' here. 'Cos she screams and spits her venomAt me, a defenseless little bloke,And she castigates and criticizesAnd treats me like a joke. So, I tell ya' what I'm gunna' doI'm gunna' show I have no fear,And if she says to shut me gobI'll just cringe and say, "YES DEAR" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Yes dear :D :lol2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Oh that's good........... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expertec Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 It would probably apply to American men as well, especially Californians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 There's some that's scared of sheilasThey tremble in their socksThere's some that's scared of mambas,there's some that's scared of crocs.but way out in the Outbacka bloke don't show no fear.Why the blazes should we ?There's no other bugger here ! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted December 17, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 There's some that's scared of sheilasThey tremble in their socksThere's some that's scared of mambas,there's some that's scared of crocs.but way out in the Outbacka bloke don't show no fear.Why the blazes should we ?There's no other bugger here ! :DWould you rather I didn't put all the 'home'truths on here? :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Macho aussie men ....huh ...?......Ive seen Priscilla ....aint no such thing ...its all rumours ...... beer drinking sheep shearing etc , ..... they all now hang around in coffee bars in Sidney, swapping makeup tips .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted December 17, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Macho aussie men ....huh ...?......Ive seen Priscilla ....aint no such thing ...its all rumours ...... beer drinking sheep shearing etc , ..... they all now hang around in coffee bars in Sidney, swapping makeup tips ....You Tell 'em!! There's only three of them. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 As we speak, the billabongs resound with the sound of woomera sharpening. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 I'm sure they are ....sweety.........! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted December 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2003 :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 As we speak, the billabongs resound with the sound of woomera sharpening. :D:PG'day, Moon, just got the message on the Bush Telegraph, seems you blokes are a little out numbered!!How are you? people? Hope you don't think I'm out of line to join in!! :innocent: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Merry Christmas Drovers Dog :D :welcome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Merry Christmas Drovers Dog :D :welcome::P Thank you, and a Merry Christmas to you, hey this is a nice site!!! :innocent: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 A merry Christmas Drovers Dog, from the best looking bloke on ANY website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 A merry Christmas Drovers Dog, from the best looking bloke on ANY website.:P Thank you for that, but you aint seen me in my Kilt yet!!Some Aussies do wear them for special occassions!!!!Merry Christmas to you and all yours!!! :innocent: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Merry Christmas, D-Dog. Need a hand with stuffing the ostrich ? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted December 24, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Another Aussie? OOOO I love the rough and ready type! :wub: (Aren't all aussie men like that?) :rolleyes: Welcome Drovers Dog - and Merry Christmas! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Another one :huh: We'll have enough for a cricket team soon............ooooh what did I just say!! Wash my mouth out!! :D :D :D :lol: Welcome Drovers Dog.... hope you like it here... we can be quite intelligent too sometimes! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Merry Christmas, D-Dog. Need a hand with stuffing the ostrich ? :D:P Moon, you know how to do that!! Just put it into the outback, it puts its head into the sand, There you go!! :innocent: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Another one :huh: We'll have enough for a cricket team soon............ooooh what did I just say!! Wash my mouth out!! :D :D :D :lol: Welcome Drovers Dog.... hope you like it here... we can be quite intelligent too sometimes! :P:P I did say I got a message on the Bush Telegraph!! I am probably just the tip of the Iceburg!! Lol lol!!!Thank you all for your welcome, I feel like I am HOME!! :innocent: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted December 26, 2003 Report Share Posted December 26, 2003 I feel like I am HOME!!You are!!! ;) That thing about ostriches and them putting their heads in the sand.... I thought that was just a myth!! :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted December 26, 2003 Report Share Posted December 26, 2003 I feel like I am HOME!!You are!!! ;) That thing about ostriches and them putting their heads in the sand.... I thought that was just a myth!! :huh: :) We have emus over here, they are Native, but we have a lot of imported Ostriches as well! The old man emu knows he has to watch out for the Natives, poor old Ostrich, sticks his head in the sand!! Then he is what Moon asked about!!!Hope that diddn't offend anyone? :innocent: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted December 26, 2003 Report Share Posted December 26, 2003 Offense???? What's one of them? :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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