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~~~ "Yes Dear" ~~~

She is a bonzer sheila

This woman here of mine,

And she gives a little smile

When everything is fine.

But she's a different sorta' sheila

When she does her flamin' block,

And I really think she's one day short

Of an eight day flamin' clock.

And she has this disposition

Of a Princess or a Queen,

But when she's flamin' cranky

It's a sight not to be seen.

She chucks around the pots and pans

And the knives and flamin' forks,

An' I'm even scared to look at her

Or to even flamin' talk.

So I sits here in me corner

And hide and cringe with fear,

And hope to God there is a way

To get out of flamin' here.

'Cos she screams and spits her venom

At me, a defenseless little bloke,

And she castigates and criticizes

And treats me like a joke.

So, I tell ya' what I'm gunna' do

I'm gunna' show I have no fear,

And if she says to shut me gob

I'll just cringe and say, "YES DEAR"

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There's some that's scared of sheilas

They tremble in their socks

There's some that's scared of mambas,

there's some that's scared of crocs.

but way out in the Outback

a bloke don't show no fear.

Why the blazes should we ?

There's no other bugger here ! :D

Would you rather I didn't put all the 'home'truths on here?

:rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

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Macho aussie men ....huh ...?......Ive seen Priscilla ....aint no such thing ...its all rumours ...... beer drinking sheep shearing etc , ..... they all now hang around in coffee bars in Sidney, swapping makeup tips ....

You Tell 'em!! There's only three of them. :lol: :lol:

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Guest Drovers Dog
As we speak, the billabongs resound with the sound of woomera sharpening.  :D

:P

G'day, Moon, just got the message on the Bush Telegraph, seems you blokes are a little out numbered!!

How are you? people? Hope you don't think I'm out of line to join in!!

:innocent: :D

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Guest Drovers Dog
A merry Christmas Drovers Dog, from the best looking bloke on ANY website.

:P

Thank you for that, but you aint seen me in my Kilt yet!!

Some Aussies do wear them for special occassions!!!!

Merry Christmas to you and all yours!!!

:innocent: :D

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Another one :huh: We'll have enough for a cricket team soon............ooooh what did I just say!! Wash my mouth out!! :D :D :D :lol:

Welcome Drovers Dog.... hope you like it here... we can be quite intelligent too sometimes! :P

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Guest Drovers Dog
Merry Christmas, D-Dog.  Need a hand with stuffing the ostrich ? :D

:P

Moon, you know how to do that!! Just put it into the outback, it puts its head into the sand, There you go!!

:innocent: :D

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Guest Drovers Dog
Another one  :huh: We'll have enough for a cricket team soon............ooooh what did I just say!!  Wash my mouth out!!  :D  :D  :D  :lol:

Welcome Drovers Dog.... hope you like it here... we can be quite intelligent too sometimes!  :P

:P

I did say I got a message on the Bush Telegraph!! I am probably just the tip of the Iceburg!! Lol lol!!!

Thank you all for your welcome, I feel like I am HOME!!

:innocent: :D

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I feel like I am HOME!!

You are!!! ;)

That thing about ostriches and them putting their heads in the sand.... I thought that was just a myth!! :huh:

:)

We have emus over here, they are Native, but we have a lot of imported Ostriches as well! The old man emu knows he has to watch out for the Natives, poor old Ostrich, sticks his head in the sand!! Then he is what Moon asked about!!!

Hope that diddn't offend anyone?

:innocent: :D

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