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I've been practicing, what do you think??

*Ahem*  I wonder if there are any dunny budgies around here??   

or

did anyone see that dunny budgie go by?

or

my..... a dunny budgie would look just great over there

what do you think so far???  :)

I'll take you out to dinner if don't say ANY of that!

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Guest Drovers Dog

:P

I will give you a few quick ones::

Cheese and Kisses = Missus =Wife.

Noah's Ark = Shark.

White Pointer = same as above, only human.

Town Bike = Prostitute.

Airport = Bad girl that everybody lands on.

Surfboard = Bad girl, everyone rides.

Dunny = as above, but everyone sits.

Bliss = as above, but the Males stand.

Rubby-Dub =Pub = Hotel

Joe Blake = Snake.

Jolly Joe Blake = Same as above but is related to Trouser Snake, and is a Happy.

Trousers Snake = Most deadly of all Aussie Snakes!! = One strike, and after nine months of swelling, Yet another Aussie is born!!!!

:innocent: :D

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Airport = Bad girl that everybody lands on.

Surfboard = Bad girl, everyone rides.

Joe Blake = Snake.

Jolly Joe Blake = Same as above but is related to Trouser Snake, and is a Happy.

Trousers Snake = Most deadly of all Aussie Snakes!! = One strike, and after nine months of swelling, Yet another Aussie is born

All really funny!! :lol: :lol:

One of ours that springs to mind:

Why do you call that girl Marg?

Becuse she spreads easily!

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