Guest Shirley_Crabtree Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Well someone thought it would be funny to do a skit full of double-entendres :o And Here it is :rolleyes: 16MB but very funny. :P And as an aside I've just been hit 3 times by that bl00dy Mydoom bugger...please remain vigilant at all times :o Shirl. :ph34r: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 That has got to be a set up......... :D Mydoom, supposed to be one in four emails traversing the web.... as Shirl says, be on your guard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shirley_Crabtree Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 That has got to be a set up......... :DApparently that was shown....on TV....to the kids... :o And the writers and the director involved were all fired :unsure:*Edit* 3 more Mydoom attacks tonight :o They're very busy....But so am I :ph34r: Shirl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 :o Nooooooooo!!!! I must have missed that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 :D Shown on TV!....oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 arf arf I always thought that zippy was a bit suss ...a little bit s, and a little bit m ...It must be the zip ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 :lol:That was Hilarious...We've all got dirty minds :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurdy Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 Brilliant :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 Like itRegarding the virus, thank goodness for Norton. I was hit three times within a few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashbackagain Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 I only posted the script...But seeing is believing :lol: Posted: Tuesday 27 January 2004, 20:48 Windows 95Group: WF MemberPosts: 82Member No.: 680Joined: 30-December 03 Subject: Innocent kiddy programme?For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to rememberthe splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a littlelost on you...... but it must have been a great episode to watch!Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from originalRainbow scripts and there's no way these could have been done byaccident. Innuendo all the way....The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from Behind it.Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got itin"Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammerand peg kitBungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking aboutplaying"Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like toplay with?"George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls.Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like BungleZippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangerscouldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get theirinstruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"Rod: "Banging can be fun."Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod andFreddy."Freddy (looking sad) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."Rod (to Jane) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would youLike to play with my maracas?Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."George:"Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."Zippy;" I've got a big red one."George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like toplay with it."Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? Andremember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't gotany, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play theplucking song."Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluckall day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shirley_Crabtree Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 Regarding the virus, thank goodness for Norton. I was hit three times within a few minutes.11 more mydooms in my mailbox this morning :angry: Shirl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 I haven't had one try to get through yet!!! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 I haven't had one try to get through yet!!! :)Maybe it's a nice virus that doesn't like upsetting blonde's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 When I click onto links to play these video's, occasionally the video goes through buffering or downloading and then plays. Sometimes however it starts to play right away in a very jerky and spluttering fashion until it reaches the end. I can then click onto play and it plays perfectly. Is this what should happen or do I need to change some settings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 :P OMG!! It is the Blonde Armegideon!!!Look out for seven Blondes carrying their Horses!!! :innocent: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 Right Click "Save Target As..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 Many thanks, that's better than sitting through a strangled version of it first, and it's easily deleted afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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