artist Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Wife asks;>>> "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?">>> * HUSBAND: "Definitely not!">>> * WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?">>> * HUSBAND: "Of course I do.">>> * WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?">>> * HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again.">>> * WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).">>> * HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).>>> * WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?">>> * HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?">>> * WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?">>> * HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do.">>> * WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?">>> * HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed.">>> WIFE: - - - silence - - ->>> HUSBAND: " :censored: "EDIT: Language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christmascracker Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 :lol2: :bangin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Cool put his foot in it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy-2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 :D :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blink_182_fan Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Then wife: (Slaps husband round the back of the head repeatedly) :D :P :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySD Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 Up to the golf clubs it seems like a normal situation :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shirley_Crabtree Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 :D:D:D:D:D :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 :P :P :P :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popeye Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 DOH! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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