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My latest spam mail contained this truly excellent verse - which I feel compelled to share with you all :lol:

And fears hit, transmutating by quitting wordlessly yet joyfully,

For each vessel, beckon of the Swedish hare.

Beckons slyly, quickly, like grasshoppers requesting, messily

Undoing beautiful kings here.

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Ok..... what is a Swedish hare and why are they so special?
A Swedish hare was close to the border when he met a fleeing Norwegian hare trying to get into Sweden. -Why are you running? -It's elk hunting season in Norway. -But you are not an elk? -Tell that to the Norwegians.

http://news.blogfootball.com/discuss/msgReader$104108 - at the bottom

also

http://www.sveaskog.se/templates/Page____3908.asp

:rolleyes:

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A Swedish hare was close to the border when he met a fleeing Norwegian hare trying to get into Sweden. -Why are you running? -It's elk hunting season in Norway. -But you are not an elk? -Tell that to the Norwegians.

So the Swedish Hare is blonde then?? That explains why they are so special! :P

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Not so poetic - but could be the basis for a best seller ?

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