artist Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Delia's WayCure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. The Real Woman's WayCure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but who cares? Delia's WayIf you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. The Real Woman's WayWhy do I have a man? And finally the most important tipDelia's WayFreeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. The Real Woman's WayLeftover wine???? Hello!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Why do I have a man?Are you getting forgetful ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhuk Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 The Real Woman's WayLeftover wine???? Hello!!!!! I never that have wine left Brian way :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow Man Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 though I am male, that was a good laugh :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted June 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 though I am male, that was a good laugh :lol: :lol:Blimey! I made you laugh?? :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 I have some more!! :) Delia's Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.The Real Women's WayJust suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.Delia's Way To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.The Real Women's WayBuy Smash mashed potato mix and keep it in the larder for up to a year.Delia's Way When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.The Real Women's Way Tesco's sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.Delia's Way If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.The Real Women's Way If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh*t. Please recite with me the Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."Delia's Way Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it willkeep for weeks.The Real Women's Way It could keep forever. I don't eat it.Delia's Way Brush some beaten egg white over piecrust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.The Real Women's Way Sainsbury's frozen pie directions do not include brushing any egg whites over the crust so I don't do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted June 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 I think we are probably REAL women, Nell! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Well I certainly am....... or I was the last time I looked anyway!! :huh: :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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