AlanHo Posted June 26, 2004 Report Share Posted June 26, 2004 Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?Answer: Princess Diana's death.Question: How come?Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on a computer which uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen supervised by Italians and trucked to you by Mexican illegals....That, my friends, is Globalization!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted June 26, 2004 Report Share Posted June 26, 2004 Absobloodylutely brilliant :D :D :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow Man Posted June 26, 2004 Report Share Posted June 26, 2004 wow.......... wow :D great one alan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty Posted June 26, 2004 Report Share Posted June 26, 2004 Superb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted June 26, 2004 Report Share Posted June 26, 2004 Spot on, I would say. Furthermore it shows that the push for "globalisation" is unnecessary, we have got it now.It does raise the question, however, of "If we have got it to this extent, what is the purpose of these big expensive jamborees that all the leaders and their entourages attend with seemingly endless regularity?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted June 27, 2004 Report Share Posted June 27, 2004 "If we have got it to this extent, what is the purpose of these big expensive jamborees that all the leaders and their entourages attend with seemingly endless regularity?"So that they can travel in luxury, and have VERY expensive meals, with more booze than is good for them, at the expense of the tax paying public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linc Posted June 27, 2004 Report Share Posted June 27, 2004 and the more I read of them, the more I think Catgate's idea of no political parties ruining sorry running the country appears the right way.Didn't fatty Presto the magician promise us a ten year road plan and if it's not in place we could boot him out. Not long to go now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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